The goat has a few attitudes on life.
9 out of 10 people you meet on the street
are p/o about something.
Are you one of them?
We at grumpyoldgoat.com have believed this for a long time, but being skeptical by nature,
we decided to test it out for ourselves. To test out our theory, we went into the street and
conducted a survey. Our respondents were selected because they were the first 10 people
to drive by. Each respondent was approached and told that we were conducting a survey.
Then they were told about our theory that 9 out of 10 people you meet on the street are p/o
about something. Next we asked them if they were p/o about anything. Much to our pleasure,
our theory was verified by the data collected on that day.
Here are the results of the survey we conducted
4 respondents told us to get lost. Then they left.
2 respondents told us to, well we'd rather not say.
2 respondents drove off quickly, not saying anything.
1 respondent threatened to call the police. We left!
1* respondent thought we were lost, and tried to help.
As you can see, the results verify our theory. You may note that several of our respondents
never actually talked with us, but rest assured, there was something in their behavior that
convinced us that something or someone was bothering them. Remember, our theory predicts
that 9 out of 10 people you meet on the street are p/o about something. The theory doesn't
make any predictions as to what they are p/o about.
This brings us to a new theory that we are working on. This theory states that if you spend too
much time at the grumpyoldgoat.com web site, you too, will become p/o about something.
Please stick around awhile and check out the rest of our site. You'll be glad you did!
* It was latter determined that this respondent was in fact an acquaintance of ours.
If you have any questions or comments about the
please contact us by email.
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